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Imagine going to school, and this new kid gets brought in by the cops, and is funny, has poorly received banter with the teacher, argues with said teacher about historical accuracy during a pop quiz, floors a kid without laying a hand on him, consequently gets pulled into the rector's office with both his weird parents, they then throw a dance party which gets broken up because some little besom grassed, they leave never to be seen again. Then a few months later you find out that was the Avatar.

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supreme-leader-stoat: “ my-cat-said-no: “ fini-mun: “ awidevastdominion: “a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks ” Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just...
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a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

fini-mun

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

my-cat-said-no

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

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prokopetz

Concept: a daywalking vampire who has the exact opposite of all the traditional vampire weaknesses – freezes to death in the dark, compelled to cross running water, can only eat food with garlic in it, and can’t count.

amaranthinearchives

What happens with invitations? If a normal vampire can’t go inside without an invitation, does that mean this vampire can’t go outside with an invitation? Can only go inside without an invitation? Can only go inside if told they’re unwelcome? Is obliged to leave if told they are welcome?

prokopetz

Those are all fun options, but I think I’d prefer to come at that particular weakness a little sideways. The invitation rule is based on subverting old-school hospitality law: the vampire must be invited into a dwelling, but doing so gives the vampire power over those who extended the invitation. Let’s invert that and say our reverse vampire can enter freely, but is obliged to comport themselves at all times as the perfect guest.

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